Episode 28 - Juno

This Week’s Show:

We cover all the different Obama attacks on Fox, the Terrorist Fist Jab, the Osama/Obama and the Michele Obama is a baby mama. We also talk about how the Republican Nominee for president doesn’t know how to use a computer. We alsp discuss the supreme court ruling on the granting of Habeus Corpus to Gitmo inmates. We then move on to Juno, Tom likes it and gives it a 4.17 Cecil thinks it benefits from multiple. viewings as well and gives it a higher 4.61. We talk about abortion and the lack of discourse on the subject and then end the show by reinterpreting Manowar, Kings of Metal. Which has an awesome video.

Episode 27: Silence of the Lambs

This Week’s Show:

We cover some e-mails and then talk about the racist Obama tee Shirts in Georgia, then discuss John McCain and Rev. Hagee and the asinine things that dimwit says. We also talk about a psychic detective case in Illinois. We focus on Silence of the Lambs. We both love it. Tom gives it a 4.85 and Cecil rates it 4.6. We also discuss some myths about poverty and welfare. We finish the show with Manford Mann’s ~ Blinded by the Light and ask our question to the audience: what is a misheard funny lyric to a song that you thought was a real part of the tune. Cecil’s is here.

Episode 26 - Dr. Strangelove

This Week’s Episode:

We start out by going over some e-mail responses to our questions. Then we talk about Justice Scalia and his comments about torture. We also discuss Jeremiah Wright and his comments. We review Dr. Strangelove - Tom doesn’t think it is that bad and gives it a 2.85, Cecil thinks it is an absolute failure and gives it a .67. Tom and Cecil visit the psychics again and talk about yearly predictions. They finish up with a critical reinterpretation of Missy Elliott’s - “Ching a Ling.”

We had some problems with the sound at the end of this episode, so we remixed it and reloaded it. If you were one of the first people to download it, you may have to download it again to get the correct version.

Episode 25: Psycho

This Week’s Show:

We talk about some e-mails and then rail on Rep. Monique Davis for her idiotic attack on an atheist, then we laugh about all the people trying to blow out China’s candle. We discuss the irrelevance of the current Olympic games and ask the audience to come up with new events. We move on to the focus: Psycho.
Tom doesn’t think it is pull your eyes out bad and gives it a 2.0, Cecil loathes it and gives it a 1.4. We then finish our two part Critics on Cons, this time going after Intelligent Design as science. We also talk about the new movie by total douche Ben Stein called Expelled. We finish with a lightning fast reading of Blur ~ Song 2.

Episode 24 - The Usual Suspects

This Week’s Show:

We read our rating, and some e-mail. Tom does some investigative journalism on Detox Foot Patches. We discuss our thoughts on the jury trying the suspects in the plan to explodinate Sears Tower. We review the Usual Suspects. Tom thinks this movie is good for one viewing only, his rewatched rating is 2.5. Cecil doesn’t dislike it as much and rates it a bit higher, a 3.2. We discuss creationism, specifically young earth creationists and biblical literalists and how absure the Noah story is when it is taken literally. We finish with a reading of Limp Bizkit’s “Take a Look Around.”

Episode 23 - Once Upon a Time In the West

This week’s show:

We start with an e-mail and then go on to discuss a Feng Shui McDonald’s, the waterboarding bill, as well as the Pentagon contract with Airbus. We review Once Upon a Time in the west, I give it a .25 to gives it a more generous .62, but both of us loathe it. We discuss the critics of euthanasia, and finish with a rendition of Rag Doll, by Aerosmith. Creepy video included.

Episode 22 - There Will Be Blood / City of God

This Weeks Show:

We start by talking about some e-mail we received, then we discuss our military shooting cruise missiles at satellites. Then we bring up the GM Vice chairman and senior asshat, Bob Lutz and his ridiculous stance on global warming. We do two foci this week, we review There Will Be Blood, and City of God. Don’t worry, we don’t spoil There Will Be Blood, but we do take the most memorable clip from it. For Critics on Critics we discuss the NIU shootings, and how some media outlets and political attention whores take this moment to make a tragedy into a gun control debate. We finish up with a critical reinterpretation of All Mixed Up by 311.

Episode 21 - “Beraters of the Lost Ark”

This Week’s Show:

We start out by going over some E-mails and comments. We talk about the death of Heath Ledger and the media’s ghoulish reaction. We also discuss the media’s hype over possible information on the Stacy Peterson case. For the focus we review Raiders of the Lost Ark. Tom thinks it is still kinda fun to watch and has too many fond memories to rate it lower than 2.35. Cecil has no problem rating this movie much lower because of numerous continuity errors and a poor plot; he gives it a 1.4. We cover a book called “Skinny Bitch in the Kitch” and talk about the silly and insulting stance that these vegans take. We finish with a Critical Reinterpretation of Holy Diver by Dio. Which has an awesome video…Just really awesome.

Episode 20 - Weeping Hillary, Weeping Hobbits, Weeping Hosts

This Weeks Show:

We start by answering emails and get a little insight into some music on Tom’s IPOD. We also talk about Britney, Hillary and the commission on steroids. We review the three Lord of the Rings films. Tom and Cecil have some discrepancies but rate each movie about the same. Fellowship gets a 4.0 from Tom and Cecil rates it 3.8. The Two Towers gets slammed with a .15 by Tom and a 1.01 from Cecil. The Return of the King receives a 3.2 from Tom, while Cecil rates it a lower 2.6. We cover Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. for critics on critics, and replay his “Mountaintop” speech. We finish with a reinterpretation of Gloria Estefan’s Turn the Beat Around.

Episode 19 - “We Broke the First Rule of Fight Club…”

This Week’s Show:

We talk about some e-mail that we received as well as some new ratings on Itunes. We discuss the death of Mohtarma Benazir Bhutto, and the ramifications of that, as well as the idea of dying for a cause. We also talk about a protest group called worldcantwait.org.

We start the focus by discussing good villains, and then move into Fight Club. Tom loves every moment but can’t bring himself to give it a 5. He gives it a 4.999 repeating, Cecil goes that extra .000000001 and gives it a 5.0.

We talk about the reality TV show “Moment of Truth” and the “To Catch a …” Series with Chris Hanson.

We finish with a Critical Reinterpretation of the Beatles song, “I am the Walrus.” Which has a terrifying video.